$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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