Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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