Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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