addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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