Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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