Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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