Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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