he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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