Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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