I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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