were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
