Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Randomize
