Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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