Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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