Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Help. Why am I so naked?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
