I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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