I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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