A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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