i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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