I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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