so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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