Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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