Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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