going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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