Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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