They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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