Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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