im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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