what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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