My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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