Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
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