you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
