you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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