Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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