Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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