He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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