Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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