I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
so much tequila, so little girl.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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