I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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