if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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