How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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