This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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