Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We left the knife in your bed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
