once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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