S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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