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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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