I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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