It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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