I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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