Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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Oh Jesus.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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