This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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