oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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