no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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