THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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